I'VE LOST IT!

THAT'S I'VE LOST IT!

GTA 4 came out on computer 2 days ago so I instantly bought it and it was a FAILURE! How dare steam release a game in such a state! I am demanding my money back.

I was so stressed that this morning I flew straight out to a rediculusly packed woolworths and bought an XBOX 360 ELITE! right there and then. Money was no object. I don't even care. Just ordered GTA 4 from play.com. Atleast it will f**king work. No worries about not having enough piss-o-bytes for this and that. and DDRM or whatever.

It's got a 120GB HDD too so I can put all the whatever I like on it.

Haha

Right.

£209.99 says that i'll regret this by next week.