Dancing

"If you can walk, you can dance"

Definitely not true.

No way, never.

From personal experience walking is no preparation for dancing. Moon walking being the possible exception.

Most blokes have to be so drunk they can't talk and can barely walk before they hit the dancefloor. Then we want to pogo to everything or pretend we're John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. Unless there's a guitar solo in there and we can release the air guitar for a few power chords.