Less than fair?

"Roll up! Roooooooooooll up! Laydees and Gennelmen - welcome one and all to the fabulous, the stupendous, the unbelievable Ocean Terminal Fun Fair! That's right - step right up and experience the thrills of the wondrous carousel if you dare! And then...er, then...er, well...that's pretty much it, to be honest."

Later I enjoyed the spectacular Ocean Terminal Marine Life Centre.

WARNING: MAC FANS LOOK AWAY NOW

Totally unrelated, but this made me chuckle.