Ferrets Not Covered

"So sir, if you'll just bear with us, we'll get you back on line shortly. All you have to do is download our Ferret App, and it will diagnose your problem straight away."

"Done that, it says it's the wiring."

"That's fine, we'll send an engineer out as soon as possible. The first available slot is sometime on the 17th of May."

"What?! We have to go to Bristol on Wednesday and I need to blip first."

"Well, sir, maybe too much information, but we do sympathise."

So, there you have it Blip-chums, I am probably going to be dragged off line anytime tomorrow (if I can't make the LAN work) and be silent until the middle of next week (aren't you the lucky ones?).

Northumberland set beforehand all being well. Who knows, the ferret may come up trumps and keep me in contact.

Amusing thing is, we're off to see F on Wednesday; the Arnolfini is having a "Digital Week"...