PANIC!

My Dear Fellow,

Today started out badly. Heart racing, pulse pounding - OHMYGODI'VESLEPTIN!!!

Yes, the little guys forgot to wake me up this morning! They NEVER do that! Jasper was still napping peacefully by my side, no Punky!

Yeek!

I checked the clock. TWENTY TO EIGHT. I have normally ARRIVED at work by now! 

I launched myself up and staggered off to tell Er Indoors! Wait a minute. Where is she???  

What day is it? What's going on?

Oh.

It's twenty to eight in the effing EVENING. I haven't woken up in time for work. I've woken up from my post-work NAP.

Jasper and me are both pretty bloody useless after a nap actually.

El Parsones