Look into my eyes....

The following text pertains to an image I put up earlier, called Hiding. I don't have anything to say about this shot, except that I like it better.

Tips on hiding the fact that you are eating your bone so that you do not have share it with your owner.

1. Sit as far away from aprecious as possible. If you have to sit near her, turn your head and pop the bone into your mouth when she is not looking. Or pretend to bark and have a quick bite then. Whistle to disguise the fact that you are eating it. You could also hum.

2. Break the bone into tiny chunks and hide them in your shoulder bag so you can slip bits into your mouth undetected. If you have a shoulder bag. Otherwise, keep the bits of bone in your pocket. If you have a pocket.

2. Use the Concept of "light travels in a straight line" Hunch down and look at aprecious' eyes. Whenever anything blocks your view to aprecious and you can't see her eyes, it means she can't see yours. Stuff a bit of bone into your mouth at that moment. Do not crunch. This works well if you live with a lot of people to hide behind. Or very tall cats.

3. Wear a really big sweatshirt. Eat inside that.

4. Hide behind a cushion. This works very well. And is my preferred option.


I don't make this stuff up - I found this list (nearly) on the internet.
Last day off and still a bit to do.
Show last night was excellent - ready for Edinburgh now. Anyone interested in supporting a very short run?
p.s. Thank you so much for the response yesterday. :)