The immaculate commercialisation

The estate agent took pics of my flat and then proceeded to label it as 'immaculately presented' in the marketing materials. I wanted 'superbly appointed' or 'exceptionally well presented' but there's a descriptive ceiling when you have the place decked out in cheap IKEA furniture and sofa hand-me-downs.

Also today: yoga. I love the benefits of yoga but sometimes you just have to pause during the instruction and question what the bejesus the teacher is talking about. Today such lines as 'draw your eyes in'. And she meant eye sockets not eyeballs. How are you supposed to do that without gouging your eye out with a spoon?