Swan Bully .

You can't judge a book by it's cover and this is the biggest bully on the canal. Gliding around looking so graceful it strikes at most en route. Rather a shame . It didn't get a seedless grape. Maybe that will teach it a lesson ...Freezing cold day with wind that cut ... All kinds of weather and , would you believe another boat stuck in the mud .Myself and two guys did our best at pulling their rope but it was a very big boat . So I took plan B and cycled around the towpaths until I found a boater on his narrow boat. Problem solved but even with his skill and boat it took ages.
Mr Majestic stood  looking on .....Is it any wonder(see extra)