Master Jest

Having navigated the list of FAQs shouted by the till assistant e.g 'We've nae broon sauce, would you like a plastic fork?' I could no longer resist the temptation of a culinary delight of Inverness Bus Station. The young lady advised me my cholesterol level was exceedingly low. I felt obliged after my shopping. Today I also realised that this July I will never be able to pull off that fascinator at the wedding.