Waiting for the holidays

Empty beach.
There was a lifeguard training here, it involved running around in a really small pair of pants. Then he got on his surfboard and paddled away with his arse in the air, and Jim was punished for not bringing the camera with the zoom lens.

He only did 9 pushups though, as he said my counting was too distracting. I was doing it in the style of the nut, whose voice gets increasingly strained as the number goes up, even though he is not exerting himself in any way. In is very distracting.