The Whole Thing!

   Earlier today I went outside, sat on the grass and crawled all around the lawn, looking at flowers, looking for angles, trying different settings.  The  experiment was rudely interrupted when I was getting bit in the  b__t by fire ants.  Needless to say, I left really quickly as I was rubbing, swatting, scratching, and wiping as many ants and dirt off as I could.
   After I stripped my pants off, bathed my hinney in alcohol and then in Triple Antibiotic, I tried to find a place to sit, and that was really difficult. I don't think I will try that experiment again, any time soon.