Bart and Bess

Believe it or not, this is a still from a video that recently appeared on the show House Hunters on HGTV (House and Garden Television.)

Also, believe it or not...who knew that peacocks could talk...let alone speak in rhymes?

The couple were discussing their options.

BART:
"I can tell by the look on your face,
that you really don't like this place.
You really don't like this spot,
can you please tell me why not?"

BESS:
"Thanks for asking, my darling Bart,
but, what can I say...where should I start?"

BART:
"Tell it to me straight, my turtledove...
tell me what...you don't love."

BESS:
"I think it would just be torture,
to have this small of a porcher,
and I won't go as far as abhor,
BUT I REALLY CAN'T STAND THE RED DOOR!!"

BART:
"Thanks Bess, for showing restraint,
but, I can build...I can paint!!"

BESS:
"I know you've got some skills,
and I know that you're not dumb,
but...how you gonna build and paint,
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY THUMBS?"

They didn't buy the house, but they are still looking.