Gone to the dogs!

Ok so the morning & early afternoon began fine. Fellow blipper & I went off to Tayinloan beach for some shots (see above) Then I came home as I had to take Sam to the vets. Duly took him & he's got meds to take and no dinner tonight but instead of taking him home as I probably should have done, stupid here decided to go to Tayvallich to investigate houses for sale for a friend. Well I was almost at the damn place when poor wee Sams bowles decided to erupt & I ended up with smelly runny dihorrea all over the bloody van floor. It stank, with every window open I carried on to the village car park where I thought  I could find a bin & clean the stinking mess up! Wrong!! for starters A&B council seem to have a shortage of bins and secondly there was a coach load of silver surfer tourists, no way was I going to even open the van door lest the smell would kill them! I had no choice to but to turn around & head for home. Meantime poor wee Sam had wedged himself in a corner to get away from the by this time highly mobile slurry that ventured further over my van floor with every bloody corner (and there are many). By the time I got home, the green pungent slurry looked like an AA road map on my poor van floor.
With Sam safely in the confines of the garden I had to clean the whole  chabang  up. I'm telling you after that I don't much feel like eating dinner either!