Scratching an itch.

Oh, oh, oh, the pleasure and joy of doing it.
You know you mustn't, you
know you shouldn't but ahh, it's....ahh.

My allergy has returned, and it's driving me crazy.
So back on the antihistamines.

But look!
Who knew, no grapefruit juice.

Pardon?
No grapefruit juice?

So I can inject heroin into my scrotum
Take 400 sleeping pills
Eat a tramps arse
Just as long as I don't drink grapefruit juice,
I'll be fine.

Now of course I'm craving a Sea Breeze.

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