Driving Home: The Video Game

Choose most difficult setting: Florida deluge with high winds
Choose vehicle: Black Sport Coupe, bald tires, steamed windshield
Choose driver: short, old and tired with a mean streak
Time: Evening traffic, major highway, crowded
Extra points: Drenching pedestrians, hydroplaning through red lights, engaging the ABS system, staying at least 5 miles over the speed limit, texting, sexting, mexting (texting a Mexican), eating a submarine, having to pee bad, taking multiple pictures to make a Blip

This evening I got to my highest score EVER!! WoooHoooooo!!!!!!