The cat who stole the Maltesers

Please allow me to introduce our cat, Bomble. He is very, very black and glossy to boot, so it is very hard to get any definition when capturing him. The only way is to backlight him, in this case with blinding daylight and the tip of his bat-like ear missing! However, these Asian cats don't sit still for long. and in doing this

I HAVE DISCOVERED, to my alarm, that he is almost certainly the reincarnation of Princess Diana! The expression is a dead ringer. This sudden revelation explains a lot: the bizarre eating habits; the seeking out of High Places; the beautiful coat and impeccable grooming; the patience with children; the playfulness that has persisted long past kittenhood, and, yes, of course, the ballroom dancing skills...