What the.....?

A work colleague and occasional blipper gave me this today.

I'm male, well past my half century and a 'rugged outdoor type'!?!?!

He did also give me a cycling cap which will come in useful under the helmet to soak up the sweat in summer or protect my shiny bonce in winter.

He also told me this which tickled me.

"A man took a Viagara with some Tippex and had a Correction for the evening."

I personally don't believe in performance enhancing drugs, i'm allergic to Tippex.