Nipple Daisies

The answer to my prayers. Now I no longer need to look like I'm smuggling Tic Tacs when I go to the gym or play badminton or squash. I kid you not - you could hang your coat on my fellas, or put an eye out if you're not careful.

I was searching employment agencies last night just getting a feel for the job market given what is happening at work with redundancies and came across 3 roles advertised by my current employer for the very positions that they are making redundant. I've already ranted about the unethical nature of this practice, i.e. lay off an employee and replace them with someone cheaper but what I wanted to comment on here was how poor the job posting was. They have simply taken an internal job description and copied and pasted it to describe a vacancy to the job market. It's full of internal jargon and three letter acronyms and barely makes sense to someone within the organization, let alone anyone outside. I would be seriously worried about anyone who applies for one of these jobs as it stinks of desperation - why else would you apply for a job that you can't possibly understand based on the crap description that has been given. The lunatics have definitely taken over the asylum!