Happy birthday to a little lad I used to look after who is no longer with us. I'm ashamed to say I don't even know how old he would be which is bad but I send him a happy birthday any way. I always spare him a thought on this day and the struggles he and his family had, so rest in peace young man my thoughts are with you.

I've been out today for a little tipple with my friends. We've had a few gins and ciders, some fun and some laughs.

Now, my photo is if some coasters my bff gave me for my leaving present the other day. All statements are sooo true. I'm just trying to work out which one is me tonight!

I'm certainly not sober as I've had a drink!

Could I be tipsy? I'm not really giggling and I'm not flush faced, or grinning stupidly, talking in a loud voice or declaring my love for mankind. I am however, deep, intelligent and insightful. Am I tipsy?

could I be drunk? I'm not really suffering from vision, hearing or speach impairment and certainly no appetite for kebab although I did buy a pizza, from the kebab shop! I most certainly have no desire to make love to anything that moves and certainly have no illogical belief that I am gorgeous. I don't think I am a typical drunk! Today!!

Now the next question is! could I be paralytic? For this I would7 lose things such as extreme loss of balance and coordination and sex appeal! I'd be liable to sleep anywhere and would babble incoherenty and loose control of most bodily function!! I don't think I am at that stage of drunkennes or any of the others which are listed.

So, the qy