Basil Fawlty

Every day there is a high probability that I'll fall into a ditch, rabbit hole or over a kerb. I have form on this. It's genetic. Inherited from Dad, who we don't allow unsupervised access to any step ladders or electric machinery. Because he's got form too. So when he jumped on the worlds most expensive towel holder (which we are soon to sell, as apparently it has another use...) Dave and mum immediately went into emergency arms outstretched mode. If my sister had been here, she would have insisted on an exclusion zone and not allowed him to even get on.