100 percent Scottish

Well it finally arrived today, two months after I'd renewed my membership. That's me sorted then for Scotland's attempt to qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia. Let's hope the team are sorted too, although I'm sure we'll find a new way to fail – just like all the other qualifiers since 1998.

I can only hope the shirt will be absolutely manky by the time the campaign ends but I have a feeling it will be pretty spotless after all those washes...