The Fool

behind the wheel a.k.a. back seat driver.  Although DavidC has now modified the challenge to Fool or Fooled. 

       Any here who served an apprenticeship and were sent to the stores for a long weight?  Fools errand.       

       The fool is a feature within many Shakespeare plays and after the performance there was often lewd fooling and dancing of jigs.

 "These farcical afterpieces were not simply lively dances, but satirical,  often bawdy verse playlets sung and danced by up to five members of the company;  they may often have been improvised."  - Stanley Wells, Shakespeare and Co.

EDIT:  I could tell you, as this is monochrome, that the glister on the gear stick is gold.  Would you be fooled?

       I repeated this six years later in a newer model and in colour.