You're no sensation! You're dead!

okay stupid smartphone, I'm going to count to three and then you start functioning like you should. If not, I will find some strong acid to get rid of you. You know I'm not joking, there is some on the other side of this lab.

1.......2.......2 and a half.....3

Damn you phone! Why can't we be friends :(

I don't know how to live without my phone, are there any support groups for this?
Hello, my name is Regine, and I'm addicted to my phone. *starts crying hysterically*

A song to keep me sane.


edit: the phone isn't dead yet but really really really malfunctioning (meaning, it's shutting down every 2 minutes for most of the day) it needs to see a phone doctor, badly! :(