Do not land on your head

Wise words for everyday life, but for on a trampoline in particular! 

The family have had a meeting and decided that the trampoline has suffered enough and it is time to put it out of it's misery. We will reclaim the weed strewn junkyard beneath it and see if any lawn can be resurrected. We are not optimistic.

Time just left now to share memories of happier times,