Buttons - means I'm on call

If buttons is often renamed zippers, surely in a modern pantomime he should be renamed touchy or swipey...? As you can see I have the work phone with me all Easter as I'm on call on the bank holidays, and the work phone has both buttons and a battery life of nearly two weeks!

The good news is that I don't actually have to be at work, so if the weather is nice I can go for a bike ride as long as I take the phone with me and stay within 20 minutes of home.