Birthday faces ....not mine... His ..

Mr W birthday today ... He did not want a cake so I stuck a candle inside a tin with another smelly candle thing inside it and screeched HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUGGER FACE ....
He was momentarily lost for words at the loving gesture ....
My husband is truly the best husband ever .. Don't tell him I said that ... He will start showing off and I'll have to punch him in the penis xxxxxxxxxxx