This cat, according to the big little one, is an idiot.

It's true. She is.

Despite the presence of multiple litter trays, she pisses all over the house. Today we discovered puddles in a bedroom and a cardboard box in the living room... Ewww.

We asked the girls what they thought we should do about it. Without hesitation, the little little one said: "sell her" ... and then after a ten second pause while Mr M and I guffawed and the big little one looked horrified, amended that suggestion to "cat jail?"

Ach, we'll keep her. She's awful sweet. In between her nefarious campaign to ensure our new house stinks of cat wee.