'Glowing Orbs' Shock

Three mysterious 'glowing orbs' were sighted near Hillend, Edinburgh last night. The Ministry of Defence refused to comment. Exactly what you'd expect.

Meanwhile, the United Nations has been called on to provide a comprehensive peace-keeping force. 'The eyes of the world will be on London' said the Prime Minister, 'This is a time for celebration', as a further aircraft carrier fleet was deployed on the Serpentine.

'Nobody mention the @lympics', said the shadow @lympics minister, 'otherwise you'll be sued by M@Donalds, @didas and C@oca C@la.

Go Wigg@!