Carruber's Close

The marketing team phoned this morning; they want to rebrand Cigs. Apparently 2 years in the yoof marketplace without a new identity makes one a dinosaur.

So I sat patiently and listened to the twaddle and doublespeak that emanated from them. Fucking conference calls, dontchya just hate them?

"Key point to take away - think out of the box"

So here's what I came up with. I couldn't get more inside the box if I tried. Fuckin' fuckers....