Gilmore Place

"Happy Mother's Day" I said.

"As my daughter is with her dad, and my son is on BBC TV with a pint in his hand cheering on Andy Murray in the Davis Cup in Birmingham, you'll need to do my Mother's Day treats..."

"OK" I said. "I had been saving this for another time, but I wondered if today would be the day to go to a Watchmaker & Jeweller."

"Oooh...." she said.

From the withering look she is giving me, I think I might be in the doghouse.

Red paint on red roller shutter; a brute to spot, I can tell you.  Dinner for one tonight....