Post that and you're dead meat!!!

This could be my last Blip for a while - or ever!!!

Sneaked into the kitchen because I knew Mrs DB was making meringues and that if I wanted to lick the bowl I'd have to be quick. As soon as she saw me coming through the door she was already cleaning up the remnants. She laughed and made a footballer's comment and stuck the spoon in her mouth, "Too,ooo late, looos-er". Then she saw the camera. Her mood changed to one of sinister, threatening, limb breaking anger. "Blip that and you're dead meat" she blurted through meringue covered chops.

So I promised her I wouldn't. Crossed my heart and hoped not to die.