Moi?

The problem with time is that it doesn't have one set speed. When you are waiting it can switch to 4 times slower than its natural state and when you are busy and trying to cram in as much as possible it often thinks it is hilarious to speed up to as much as 7 times as fast. 

I have had issues with this all my life. Today, whilst clearing out the dreaded drawer of paper, I found this. 

Proof alone that I don't WANT to be late (this must have been a drama/english literature  class, which I loved), its just that time is a tricky bugger and sometimes MAKES me late. Many years later not much has changed. Someone needs to sort time out!

S