Mummifying...

Did you read about the mummified sailor that was found last week...I think.

Well there's a bike at our work that appeared sometime about 2 years ago.  It has never, as far as I know, left.  I was chatting to someone on the way in to work and we surmised that the owner may be lying expired at their desk somewhere slowly drying in the air conditioned recycling air of our office.  Nobody's noticed because the the cleaners have been round on a regular basis doing their usual, move things around, including the body lying at it's desk looking like it's sleeping....

...or maybe.... Well I don't know exactly...