'Sandy'

What a freakin' day!

Drove to the coast, found a beach, found the sun, paddled and buried the kids....... Only up to the neck silly!

If you want to be scared shitless then pay the £25 to go to Kelbourn Castle. Enter the 'Secret Forest' and prepare to feel like you've had a handful of magic mushrooms. At one point I turned a corner and got such a fright at what i saw that I started crying and laughing at the same time. It's supposed to be fun, but trust me kids- its a bloody nightmare!

The only thing to do was have fish and chips on the seafront. We did and I got a row from a passing local for throwing a chip to the seagulls.

Can we go home now please?