Kitchen

An absolute stoater of a double pluke on my oldest wee pal's neb.

I (gently) showed him how to squish it. 

You remember that scene in Red Dwarf where Lister has Space Mumps?

Then his head explodes and The Cat comes through?

That was my reward.

Funny as fuck though.

I may have learned some kind of lesson.

I may well have not too though.