Leap Year's Day

Bandit: Will you marry me Dylan?
Dylan: WHAT???
Bandit: Will you marry me?
Dylan: What brought this on?
Bandit: Well, today's the 29th February and it's traditional that females can ask their partner to marry them.
Dylan: But I've got no money!
Bandit: That's true!
Dylan: And I'm much older than you.
Bandit: That doesn't seem to be a problem for Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall!
Dylan: And I've had that " operation" so we can't .....
Bandit: Ooh! Perhaps we had just better stay good friends!