Damp Dog, Wet Nose

My wellies are going to wear out before winter at this rate.

I had another entertaining drive home tonight with my gallic colleague.

Tonight the full force of his scorn was focussed on 'blurdy stewpid parking.' Apparently in France no one is permitted to park in his way...

Later as I dropped him at his house the 'blurdy' council workers who insist on cutting the grass verge in the rain recieved both barrels of french ire.

I noticed that lawn sprinklers have been reduced in Aldi, can't understand why!?