Take a break

At the fish and chip shop. Would you believe the lunchtime specials? Cod and Chips or Chicken Nuggets and a Can. Wow, the novelty. Bet you've never had those in a chippy before?

And in the magazine rack at M&S (see extra) I had to resist buying the Take a Break magazines. Headline stories include:
- My Breast Exploded on the School Run - And then Things Got Worse;
-I Had a Secret Baby With My Brother
-Perfect Wedding Day - Until the Groom Gave me a Black Eye.
-I Swapped My Rat Fiancé for His Other Woman

I will report more when I have read the stories - I'm still in the checkout queue having a sneaky read.