Listen to what the man says.

Wonderful blue sky fresh snow day today. So I was back out.
International diplomatic incidents caused; three ( none by me)
Bad falls ; none.
Slippages and brief unscheduled rests on the snow ( not falls) ; three or four( possibly one by me)
Ski poles stolen while we were in a restaurant; one ( not mine)
Members of party lost or temporarily mislaid because we didn't listen to our leader; three ( including me)
Number of calories in a gigantic apple strudel; I dread to think.
Pretty good day all round .