If you go down to the garden tonight...

Today is Teddy Bear Picnic day and Keith the bear invited all his friends around for a picnic to celebrate. None of the blighters turned up though because they were all scared of getting wet in the rain. They just didn't realise that Keith had already prepared for that eventuality so he ended up waiting all evening for them...and I'm the only one that turned up after I finished work.

So we said "Screw them!" and got trashed on whisky and cheesey biscuits!