First World Problem

When you are so desperate for chocolate you get the chair out to reach the godforsaken corners of rarely used kitchen shelves to find abandoned z list treats. And just this once you hit the jackpot and smugly think "Yay! Sweet Odin! A gigantic sweet treat to have with my tea!" And then you open it......AND IT'S FEKKIN' WHITE SOAPY CHOCOLATE!!!! Boggin' totally boggin, you just aren't that desperate, so there's only one thing for it......"Kids! Come get this treat I've been saving for you because I'm a top Mum!".