Kilts?

Not really, but as England won a dull (where were the ducks, dives, spins and sprints?), aggressive (watch that push!) game, we'll let it go.

I haven't been to Murrayfield for a long time and have no memory from then of there being a constant stream of people between the seats and the bars and food stalls. Had we all been teleported to anAmerican football stadium? My sister said not, otherwise we'd have had vendors coming up into the stands.

Thank goodness we didn't. It was already distracting enough that a large proportion of the crowd didn't seem able to focus on the game for more than 5 minutes. This wasn't helped by the frequent (constant?) time-outs, as though the rugby unions have agreed that today's crowds need to watch a game the way they do a soap on commercial tv.

Grump, rant, whinge - oh, did i mention we lost?