Jack The Lad

Jack came from the estate agents, with camera. A really nice guy, very interested in photography, he said...

J: "Yeah, it's really cool this Canapanalujikon XZ-1000 they've given me. It's got 10 squillion megapixels, autofocus, ten-times zoom, double memory card, in-camera stacking HDR thing, very low light capability and flip out, 360 degree, full color HD touch screen. Does that camera of yours do all that?"

H: "No. But it's very good at chopping estate agents' heads off."