Fun at the yard.

The yard owner had gone out.
She returned to an interesting scene.
She ran shouting up to the barn "Who's burnt down my Yard? "

No one had.

One of the liveries had left her 20 month old daughter in the car whilst checking her ponies. Now what is a sensible item to give her to entertain herself?
Yup the car keys.
They had to break the window to get her out. Thankfully not one of the firemen disagreed when she joked 'Oh dear, bad mummy moment '