Snow? What snow?

I got very excited this morning when I opened the curtains to lots of snow and a full on blizzard. I sent texts out to work colleagues to see how much snow they had had, waiting for responses with bated breath, hoping against hope for a 'snow day'.

The texts I received back varied in length and detail, but basically all boiled down to.....

Snow? What snow?

Went to work; worked hard; had meetings far too late into the evening; came home. Drank two lemsips; ate pudding at lunch to ease my depression; had headache pills. Now eating fruit and yoghurt and waiting for bed.