Slow down you're going too fast

Today Himself and moi took ourselves to Glasgow and partook of a meal deal the mater and pater rev1 got for us at Christmas.

We were sat in a interesting seat 'lower' than the main restaurant and while we arrived the restaurant was quiet beside us, and we giggled that if anyone sat beside us, through the glass partition we'd have a good look up someone's skirt

What i wasn't expecting was five minutes later a young couple to come and sit, and he was one of those boys with a problem for holding up his trousers, and throughout the first 30 minutes of their visit i had prime view of THREE inches of his arse crack.

Eventually he went to the loo and had thr courtesy to pull at least his pants up; no longer the crack of his arse, merely his grey pants.

And would you believe it; despite an
Hour long walk around the town and us living 35 miles down the line; guess who got on the bloody train in front of us???

Yes, bloody droopy drawers.

Its not a cool look lads, even if you have had a shower.

(Look top left of photo)