Stretching out

SHE caught me having a nap in HER leather chair in the room they call the library.  I did stretch out my paws in a fine old stretch, and it did feel really good.

It's raining ever so hard, and I wanted to go out for a you know what, but I put it off for a little while in the hopes that the rain might go away.

But I'm full to bursting, and I'm going to have to go out soon, I just know I have to.  And THEY will laugh at me, and it's so not fair.

They wouldn't go outside for a you know what in the pouring rain, would they?

So why should I have to, I want to know.