The Auctioneer.....

A peculiar bird is the auctioneer
leaping about in his nest
nothing he sells is ever too dear
and certainly bred from the best
stand on y'will, that beast's for nowt
(it'll still cost y' five hundred quid)
yer in, yer out, he points, he shouts, -
and y've got it with maybe the only bid !

Henry Brewis.

At the mart with 4 cows today.