Veggie Burns Day wishes

It's Burns Day. Famous for his poems on women, love, vanity, mice, the rights of man, religious hypocrisy...and Haggis!

This is posted in the window of the recently-opened branch of Henderson's Vegetarian Restaurant, here on Holyrood Rd. A generous customer penned it, apparently.

No audio file available, so my apologies to the non-Scots readers and speakers following me.