Mischief in Mono (series 1, episode 2)

'Who is best and most fabulously magnificent, Hound, me or you?' Asks The Baby to her four legged sidekick.
It is this war of oneupmanship between these two that keeps the wheels of the day turning, churning what could be monotony up into a great big unpredictable giggle.
I interject. 'Select your weapon, Baby, and let's see.'
A silence falls throughout the kitchen. 'I choose... CHEESE... TOASTIE.'
I'm not sure about the war, but I know who's won this battle.